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[flyingskull]

I know every sporker in every comm in every blog server in the netverse keeps on harping how it's a lame excuse, but this is MY playground and I can piss in it as much as I like so, if you don't want DH spoilers...



DADDY DEAREST

An epistulary dramalet.


epistle, n

1. A communication made to an absent person in writing; a letter. Chiefly (from its use in translations from L. and Gr.) applied to letters written in ancient times, esp. to those which rank as literary productions, or (after the analogy of 2) to those of a public character, or addressed to a body of persons. In application to ordinary (modern) letters now used only rhetorically or with playful or sarcastic implication. (O.E.D.)

Father,

take me out of this horrible place! I was hexed with what the uncouth Potter boy with the double-barrelled improbable name called the Bat Bogey hex. Apparently his mother taught him.

It's the most disgustingly vomit-worthy thing I have ever had the misfortune to see, let alone being hit with.

The reason? I was just passing by him in the hall. He informed me that I had no right to pass him by in the hall as I am a filthy Slytherin. Which is why he hexed me. Out of the blue. I hadn't even seen him there.

No-one did or said anything. He's the Chosen One's child and has a License to Hex. I will NOT stay in this place a moment longer. Take me out and tutor me privately or suffer the consequences of my running away, a lone, defenceless boy forced to merlin-knows-what to survive.

Love,

Scorpius.

*

Scorpius,

you are being melodramatic. Melodramatic is not elegant, or witty, or anything but pathetic.

That said, I know exactly how you feel. Pack your things and please forgive me for sending you to that Pit of Gryffindor Entitlement. I'll be there to take you home tomorrow at nine ack emma.

You shall have tutors galore and all the respect you've a right to.

With all my love,

Draco Malfoy

Finis






I really felt like writing this. So sue me. :P :P :P

Comments

[flyingskull.livejournal.com]

Agree with you on JKR.

I stopped before that, though I had to read Remy's Luke moment. I rather barfed, but it was amusing. WFT is an euphemism, right? The best part about Marvelverse is that one can chosse as canon whatever what one feels like choosing. 'S not the fen's fault that Marvel can't stick to a story to save their collective film-crazed life. ;)

I stopped after the Sun/Son arc and Gambit's own comic. They had the chance to kill my baby off TWICE in two incredibly lovely emotionally charged tragey arcs and they wussed off and for what? To make him the basterd son of Lestat on a bad hair day? To make him a pathetic little minion? UGH! GAH.

If you want, I have an incredible short written by a friend of mine - now, unfortunately not of this world anymore - about Gambit's last choice in the Sun/Son arc. I can send it to you, as I think, the site my friends' stories were on has been erased.

Oops

[flyingskull.livejournal.com]

Right pathetic spelling and typos.

*tragedy arcs

*send it to you as I think the site (why abuse that poor comma? Sloppy, Flyingskull, sloppy!)

[alex-lebeau.livejournal.com]

(WTF=What The F*ck)

I stopped after the Sun/Son arc and Gambit's own comic. They had the chance to kill my baby off TWICE in two incredibly lovely emotionally charged tragey arcs and they wussed off and for what? To make him the basterd son of Lestat on a bad hair day? To make him a pathetic little minion? UGH! GAH.

NoNO! The worst was in X-Treme. He was on his way, and Rogue acts as if it's an act of cowardice to not fight to live. She PULLS HIM BACK, and gave him no choice in the matter -- which is mentioned once, and never commented on again -- and then says she's in the right, 'cuz damn it, she's Rogue, and she's not a giant hypocrite or anything.

The current Death line? Oh, Christ. He turned into a Drow with bad gas. I guess he was given his old look back just recently when he was with the Marauders, attacking Rogue's X-Men, but Arrggh. So. Stupid.

And yes. I heart good Gambit fic. I also ridiculously heart Gambit fic that isn't Romy (Gambit + Rogue), or Gambit + Wolverine. Actually have a soft spot for mature Jubilee + Gambit, but that's impossible to find.

[flyingskull.livejournal.com]

That's the other incredibly wonderful tragedy arc Marvel ruined that I was talking about and you're right, that was the WORST thing ever. Also Rogue was never my cup of tea, but in that story arc she made me want to puke all the time. Dammit, Remy should have died when he brought the whole shebang down after having patiently charged the pebble under extreme duress. That's what i all heroic, not Rogue's drama queen entrance and "I'll die with you! No! I will drag you back from well earned peace and quiet because I have a GIANT guilt complex about having doe my level best to kill you!" GAH.

Well, this friend of mine was one of a couple of gays and they tended to write Remy/Logan. But I have two that are G and Gmabit-centric, if you're interested.

[alex-lebeau.livejournal.com]

Well, this friend of mine was one of a couple of gays and they tended to write Remy/Logan. But I have two that are G and Gmabit-centric, if you're interested.

Any Bobby + Gambit? I definitely slash them. Or Gambit + Courier. I'm just so sick of the Remy + Logan dynamic. It's like Romy; it's everywhere.

But I'll take those two fics! :D