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flyingskullI know every sporker in every comm in every blog server in the netverse keeps on harping how it's a lame excuse, but this is MY playground and I can piss in it as much as I like so, if you don't want DH spoilers...
DADDY DEAREST
An epistulary dramalet.
epistle, n
1. A communication made to an absent person in writing; a letter. Chiefly (from its use in translations from L. and Gr.) applied to letters written in ancient times, esp. to those which rank as literary productions, or (after the analogy of 2) to those of a public character, or addressed to a body of persons. In application to ordinary (modern) letters now used only rhetorically or with playful or sarcastic implication. (O.E.D.)
Father,
take me out of this horrible place! I was hexed with what the uncouth Potter boy with the double-barrelled improbable name called the Bat Bogey hex. Apparently his mother taught him.
It's the most disgustingly vomit-worthy thing I have ever had the misfortune to see, let alone being hit with.
The reason? I was just passing by him in the hall. He informed me that I had no right to pass him by in the hall as I am a filthy Slytherin. Which is why he hexed me. Out of the blue. I hadn't even seen him there.
No-one did or said anything. He's the Chosen One's child and has a License to Hex. I will NOT stay in this place a moment longer. Take me out and tutor me privately or suffer the consequences of my running away, a lone, defenceless boy forced to merlin-knows-what to survive.
Love,
Scorpius.
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Scorpius,
you are being melodramatic. Melodramatic is not elegant, or witty, or anything but pathetic.
That said, I know exactly how you feel. Pack your things and please forgive me for sending you to that Pit of Gryffindor Entitlement. I'll be there to take you home tomorrow at nine ack emma.
You shall have tutors galore and all the respect you've a right to.
With all my love,
Draco Malfoy
Finis
I really felt like writing this. So sue me. :P :P :P
DADDY DEAREST
An epistulary dramalet.
epistle, n
1. A communication made to an absent person in writing; a letter. Chiefly (from its use in translations from L. and Gr.) applied to letters written in ancient times, esp. to those which rank as literary productions, or (after the analogy of 2) to those of a public character, or addressed to a body of persons. In application to ordinary (modern) letters now used only rhetorically or with playful or sarcastic implication. (O.E.D.)
Father,
take me out of this horrible place! I was hexed with what the uncouth Potter boy with the double-barrelled improbable name called the Bat Bogey hex. Apparently his mother taught him.
It's the most disgustingly vomit-worthy thing I have ever had the misfortune to see, let alone being hit with.
The reason? I was just passing by him in the hall. He informed me that I had no right to pass him by in the hall as I am a filthy Slytherin. Which is why he hexed me. Out of the blue. I hadn't even seen him there.
No-one did or said anything. He's the Chosen One's child and has a License to Hex. I will NOT stay in this place a moment longer. Take me out and tutor me privately or suffer the consequences of my running away, a lone, defenceless boy forced to merlin-knows-what to survive.
Love,
Scorpius.
*
Scorpius,
you are being melodramatic. Melodramatic is not elegant, or witty, or anything but pathetic.
That said, I know exactly how you feel. Pack your things and please forgive me for sending you to that Pit of Gryffindor Entitlement. I'll be there to take you home tomorrow at nine ack emma.
You shall have tutors galore and all the respect you've a right to.
With all my love,
Draco Malfoy
Finis
I really felt like writing this. So sue me. :P :P :P
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Date: 2007-07-24 06:27 pm (UTC)Scorpio Malfoy would have actually sounded fairly cool; no wonder she didn't use it. *snicker*
Still looking forward to those verbose reviews; but enjoy Potterdammerung, it sounds vicariously - schadenfreude-ily - amusing.
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Date: 2007-07-25 01:10 pm (UTC)Scorpio Malfoy is a kickass name, but if she believes put a us on it makes it pathetic I have only two words to say to her: Albus Severus. HA!
Potterdammerung never actually was, but I had lots of laughs, managd to get banned from F_W because I kept telling them they were no better than batshit insane fans and can now turn back to intelligent and lovely fanfics and OGs and books with a sense of deep accomplishment. :-D
Am at work now and fearing impeding crisis in Italy (temperature +47 celsius) OHGODDONTMAKEMEGOTHERE! So tonight is Review!Time. Fear me, o long-haired juicy writer! Thy end is near! :P :P
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Date: 2007-07-25 01:11 pm (UTC)*but if she believes put a us on it makes it pathetic = but, if she believes putting a 'us' at the end of it is enough to make it pathetic,
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Date: 2007-08-05 11:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-06 03:35 pm (UTC)Methinks La Diva Rowling realised Scorpio Malfoy was a real kickass name, too cool for words etc. and toned it down to incoherency and stupidity. :-D
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Date: 2007-07-26 08:19 am (UTC)