Here we go, parodying again

I had abandoned my silly parody crossover idea and consigned it to the flames of hell, but today inspiration struck, I wrote and here's the first chapter.

It feels very odd not to have a plot all laid out, but since this is a parody I don't think that will make any difference.

Look at me talking about my fic! Aint' I pompous?

( Harry Potter and the Book that Never Was )