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flyingskull) wrote2006-09-09 02:34 am
flyingskull) wrote2006-09-09 02:34 am
GIGANTIC MEME FROM BAERAAD
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baeraad?
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| ✓ I miss somebody right now. (baeraad) |
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Don't watch it at all actually) | ✓ I own lots of books. (Boy, do I own LOTS of books!) |
| × I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Nah) | × I love to play video games. (NAH) | ✓ I've tried marijuana. (Yep and it din't do a thing for me) |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. (Yep and, dude, was itr BORING!) | ✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Odd you're asking that...) | × I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Erm...) |
| × I curse sometimes. (Not SOME times, all the time, actually. 's good for the liver) | ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Unfortunately, yes.) | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Don't carry a thing but me native wit) |
| × I have broken someone's bones. (Nope, tried to, but no real result) | × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. ('Ashamed'? What's that word mean?) | × I hate the rain. (No, just dislike.) |
| × I'm paranoid at times. (Wish I was, actually.) | × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Do NOT ever talk to me about surgery.) | × I need/want money right now. (I've got money, so what?) |
| ✓ I love sushi. (Hmmmmmm...) | × I talk really, really fast. (I talk really really normal) | ✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (Odd you should ask that) |
| × I have long hair. (I have medium-long hair, does it count?) | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Not me, siree.) | ✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two) |
| ✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Oh yeah babe!) | × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Who me? Never!) | × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I do happen to survive beautifully without that.) |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (Hmm, yeah, you ROXXOR you (meaning me, y'know? Just being subtle)) | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (NEVER) | × I am usually pessimistic. (No, realistic is the correct term.) |
| × I have a lot of mood swings. (Some, but not a lot) | × I think prostitution should be legalized. (EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK! HEY! I just happen to be a female with dignity, y'know?) | × I slept with a roommate. (Well, if s/he was a *room* mate, of course I slept in the same room, hence 'with') |
| × I have a hidden talent. (Yeah, I can curdle milk at 50 paces) | × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Hyper? Whassat?) | × I have a lot of friends. (I have a few cherished friends) |
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Kissed, yes. Pecked - whatever the hell that means - no.) | × I enjoy talking on the phone. (No, but my job *is* talking on the phone a lot) | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Ew) |
| × I love to shop and/or window shop. (Ew) | × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Nope, good try though) | × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Bite yer tongue! I adore me mum.) |
| × I have a mobile phone. (Job related and I kinda hate it) | × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Nope) | ✓ I've rejected someone before. (Are you joking? I've rejected lots of people in my short but eventful life) |
| × I currently like/love someone. (Nope) | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I do) | × I want to have children in the future. (Maybe) |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Yep, a friend's baby girl diaper. It's not such an Earth shaking moment, y'know? It's just poo) | × I've called the cops on a friend before. (Me? NEVER) | × I'm not allergic to anything. (I could be, doctors are trying to find out) |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (Yeah, me and every person alive) | × I am shy around the opposite sex. (Not on your life!) | × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Not really) |
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Nope) | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. ('Tried' alcohol? I THRIVE on it, when doctors allow me. If by drugs you mean tea or coffee or tobacco, yeah, I'm addicted, if you mean the illegal thing, well, I'm not going to confess to nothing, hear me? NOTHING) | × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Nope, they were uglies) |
| × I own the "South Park" movie. (EW) | × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Never) | × I enjoy some country music. (EW) |
| × I would die for my best friends. (Not exactly die, no, but exert myself which I can't help feeling it would be more useful) | × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Relaxed gel, thass me) | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (EW) |
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think halloween is american, hence it's nothing to do with me) | × I have dated a close friend's ex. (As I said before: UGLIES!) | × I am happy at this moment. (not really happy not really sad, sometimes life just hands you peace) |
| × I'm obsessed with guys. (Nah) | × Democrat. (I am NOT American) | × Republican. (I am NOT American) |
| × I don't even know what I am. (I do) | × I am punk rockish. (Prog metalish and old time punk with a hint of ethnic and goth, actually) | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (EW) |
| × I study for tests most of the time. (Passed that, got the papers) | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I wear boots) | × I can work on a car. (How work? Repair? No. Drive, yes.) |
| ✓ I love my job(s). (Yep, invented it) | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Oooh boy am I!) | × I have more than just my ears pierced. (I just have my ears pierced, is that bad?) |
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. (EW) | × I have jumped off a bridge. (Do I look demented to you?) | ✓ I love sea turtles. (Who doesn't?) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Not a penny) | × I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I have achieved it) | × I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Pity I'm not) |
| × I hate office jobs. (not really) | × I went to college out of state. (Which state? The state of illiteracy? *I* went to an University thenkyouverymuch) | × I am adopted. (Nope, tragically legitimate) |
| × I am a pyro. (Nope, though I rather like fire) | × I have thrown up from crying too much. (Who does that? Not me, for one.) | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Well, yes, it's a bit stupid innit? I used to be a BDSM Dom) |
| × I fall for the worst people. (Not yet, at least) | × I adore bright colours. (Do purple, violet, orange and forest green count as bright colours?) | × I usually like covers better than originals. (EW) |
| ✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Double underline that) | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (How did you know?) | × I can't whistle. (I can) |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden. Liked it. All in the past) | × I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Never had one) | × I talk in my sleep. (Nope, don't get your hopes up.) |
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (No, do people really think that? They have no real info about past centuries, then.) | × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Not really) | × I wear a toe ring. (UGH, no) |
| × I have a tattoo. (No, but I'll get one) | × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Nope) | ✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Got me on this one.) |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (I don't know what you mean, if you mean New Age Hippie, forget it.) | × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I'd commit LOTS, and am not sure about the 'get away with it' part. Some days I'm just too murderous to think of safety) | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (EW) |
| ✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Except it's not glass, it's glasses if the wine is really GOOD) | × I'm an artist. (Nope) | × I am ambidextrous. (Nope) |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (EW) | × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I hope my logic is better than yours, dear. If I want to see people naked I go to a nudist colony. See? Logic.) | × I have terrible teeth. (Nope) |
| × I hate my toes. (I love me toesies) | × I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Yep, sick innit?) | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Er... no.) |
| ✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Again with the States, but alright, I've spent significant time in more than three countries) | × I am extremely flexible. (Depends. Not bodily but surely mentally.) | × I love hugs more than kisses. (This is so sick I refuse to contemplate it. Do you often sum apples with oranges?) |
| × I want to own my own business. (I DO own me own business) | ✓ I smoke. (yeah, wheeee!) | × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Yes, but in my defence I have to say, m'Lud, that I Work with the bloody thing.) |
| × Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Actually I'm surprised by the huge number of people who say I'm quite normal) | × Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Never, am Ice Queen) | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Nah, can kill weaponless: it's called the power of speech) |
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (EW) | ✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. ('kay I don't like it, but it don't kill me. People have a right not to like me) | × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Nope, wuite the contrary) |
| ✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Wheeeee!) | × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Nope) | × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Nope) |
| × I can't stand being alone. (I can) | × I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Not me) | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (EW, what kind of life do you have?) |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (I consistently do NOT waste money) | × I'm a judgmental asshole. (Maybe) | × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Nope) |
| ✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Yep, all of them) | × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (he's dead you moron) | × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Nope) |
| × I am a Libertarian. (Depends what you mean by that ugly neo-word. If it means I know the rest of the world don't necessarily have to like what I like, then yes) | × I can speak more than one language. (Yep, four) | ✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (And how!) | × I like reading fact more than fiction. (nope, 'fact' books are fiction in their own quirkly little way as well.) | × I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (not appliable) |
| × I have no piercings. (ear-lobes. Do they count?) | ✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Yeah, once, sodding train got stuck somewhere in the wilds of Peru and I had no options but to wait. Was interesting) | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (Who me? I LOVE being female.) |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Never) | × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Never. I was born because the Multiverse clearly needed a clear-headed person) | × I like most animals better than most people. (nope, I like both animals and people) |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. (UGH) | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I do body building wihtout a shiver) | ✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Funny you should ask that...) |
| × I am compulsively honest. (nah) | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (nope) | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (nope) |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (That's YOUR problem, I actually love being my biological sex, it's great) | × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Nope, I am het. Kissing a female once to experiment jut cemented it) | × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (HA! As if.) |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (I can) | ✓ I dislike milk. (UGH, couldn't agree more) | × I obsessively wash my hands. (Nope, just hygienically) |
| × I always carry something significant around with me. (Are we getting into mystical thoughts here? Significant how? My house keys are LOTS significant in my life and I carry them with me all the time. That kind of significant?) | × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Why in hell? You've got serious probbos here. I like my hair.) | × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Well, lucky me! My parents taught me that) |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I can't miss me mum, she's here when I need her and not here when I don't. Lovely woman ain't she?) | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Did you? I filled in the windows) | ✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Define majority, though. That said, I *was* a Dom so the question is prolly legitimate.) |
| ✓ I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (How did you know? Actually for what they tell me is 58 seconds.) | × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (I FEEL for my fellow humans, which is why I want to rip apart so many of them) | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (EW) |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Depends) | × I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I do think they've sold their dignity for money and deludew themselves they have some sort of power over men. Poor eejits.) | ✓ I don't like to chew gum. (no, ew) |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Well, not obsessed as such, but I'd love to go on a trip) | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I always know where my car is) | × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Nope) |
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (I wish people would be more emphatic and lie a lot to one another so maybe there'd be less quarrels) | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (EW) | ✓ I love to sing. ('Kay, got me) |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (God no! Have me own flat, and mum would kill me if I tried to weasel on her) | × I have a custom-built computer. (nope) | × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (if I want a certain someone babies I KNOW how to create them: fuck and persevere) |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (EW) | ✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Who hasn't?) | × I've performed in three plays. (Nope) |
| × I enjoy burritos. (Not really) | × I'm Irish and loving it. (My dada was half Irish and loved it, so I love to be one quarter Irish, if that's alright by you) | × I have a thing for redheads. (No UGH. Me likes blonds) |
| × I am a twin! (Nope) | ✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (It's sad that honesty compels me to say yeah, but it's also a lot uplifting.) | ✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Not exactly: I stay with it, but can also start new things. Women=multitasking.) |
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Well there is, it's called 'Learning Through Experience') | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (who has the time?) | × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I'm sodding PROUD of what I've done, Live with it.) |
| × I need more time to myself. (Have lots) | × I wish I was more open-minded. (If I were more open-minded me brain would leak out of me ears and nose) | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Not me) |
| × I download songs from the internet. (EW) | × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (What?) | × I say random things to freak people out. (Would love to, but never can make meself do it. Sad, innit?) |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (What the fuck is this death note thingie?) | × I love playing Truth or Dare. (Do you read too much Potter fics? Who the hell still plays that?) | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I love listening to GOOD music and I may have been heard singing to it) |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (No, music makes me remember art is not a joke) | × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Don't have one) | × I think this survey is particularly long. (Yeah, but also funny) |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Said no already) | × I can only hate someone that I love. (Ooooh, a H/D shipper are you?) | × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I prefer my Italian expresso machine, thankyou) |
Re: SoHW
Well, I might. I do hear rumours... =]
Haha, and all the H/D fangirls boo at you :-P
I know, I know. ^_^; Told you I wasn't the target group here. =] It's kind of frustrating for me to not even have the satisfaction of decrying the parts of a story I don't like as "bad writing." The only working definition of "bad writing" I can live with is "writing which fails to evoke the right feeling with sufficient accuracy." The objectionable (to me) bits in SohW do evoke the right feelings, at least in the kind of people the story was meant for, so it's in fact good writing that I just don't happen to enjoy. It's like action movies - I don't like them, but I have no right to complain about the existance of action movies.
I hate it when I have no right to complain. =]
And it will be most awesome if Voldemort has inferi!Dumbledore under his control :-D
Oooh, a possibility I didn't even think about... 0_0 There's certainly something we still don't know about what happened with Dumbledore...
Have you ever read any Harlequin romance?
I have read a romance novel or two, but no Harlequins, no... :) Are you saying those manage to do it well, or that those manage to do it amazingly badly? =]
Re: SoHW
^^;; SoHW is plot with porn, IMO. (At least by HP slashdom standards)
I for the most part don't like action movies either. Actually, I don't like most of the movies made after 2000 :-/
Oooh, a possibility I didn't even think about... 0_0 There's certainly something we still don't know about what happened with Dumbledore...
Yes! Which is why I hope SoHW will run at least 10 more chapters...so it can expound on all the interesting plot threads that Mira hinted at.
I have read a romance novel or two, but no Harlequins, no... :) Are you saying those manage to do it well, or that those manage to do it amazingly badly? =]
Amazingly badly. I'm ashamed to admit that I read dozens of Harlequin romances during my early teens...until I got sick of them and conclude (rightly) that I can churn out one myself in under one month :-P
They're v. v. formulaic, to say the least. It's worse than TV, believe it or not.
Re: SoHW
Well, I agree with that much, certainly...
Actually, I don't like most of the movies made after 2000
Humiliatingly enough, I very rarely find myself watching any movie that is not either animated or based on a cartoon, these days. I guess I don't trust film-makers not to make a mess out of anything more challening than that. ^_^;
I mean honestly, movies these days... they are turning Eragon into the winter's big blockbuster. ERAGON! Merciful Armageddon can't come fast enough... -_-;;
It's worse than TV, believe it or not.
Oh, I believe it. TV is underrated... well, some of TV is underrated, mostly because it gets thrown in with all the rest of TV, which is not underrated but rated very fairly, sad to say. But there's the occasional TV series that shows signs of genuine brilliance. Those tend to get cancelled almost immediately, because the people who run TV channels are afraid that they'll accidentally make the viewers think, and that sort of thing can lead to no good, but nonetheless.
Which is why whenever I hear that I must appreciate JK Rowling for getting the kids to read instead of watch TV, I wince. I'd much rather have the little monsters watch something along the lines of Dark Angel than sit and read this hopeless dreck. >_
movies, TV
And I actually enjoyed both the movie and the short story of Brokeback Mountain, which is v. v. rare for me.
I assume you don't like Eragon then?
I love House, M.D. :-D Otherwise, I'm clueless about TV shows.
Re: movies, TV
I cannot comment. I have not seen Brokeback Mountain, for reasons that you can probably guess. ;) Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that there's been a major motion picture about a gay romance. It's a big milestone. And I'd happily buy a ticket, as long as I didn't have to actually see it... =]
Now, who do I have to lobby to get a major motion picture about a childless romance? =]
Ehehehe, Eragon... remember Feist? I like him better than Christopher Paolini, who wrote Eragon.
No, seriously, I do.
But mostly, I admit, because there are no limits to just how much I am capable of loathing something. =]
Bitchiness aside... here (http://baeraad.livejournal.com/17842.html) is my as-polite-as-possible review of Eragon, and here (http://baeraad.livejournal.com/28662.html) is my considerably more candid review of the sequel, Eldest. I think Paolini is aiming for the position as "most amazingly stereotypical and mindlessly derivative fantasy author in the universe." =]
Ooooh, House! :D I love House. There too few writers who are brave enough to have protagonists that aren't meant to be entirely sympathetic. Us cranky, misanthropic people need our rolemodels too, you know! :D
Dark Angel was a very good good sf adventure show, with a cast of multi-faceted characters and a constant theme of the balance between altruism and selfishness that I feel is very relevant to our time (it's a source of some wry amusement to me that we live in quite possibly the most selfish age in history, while at the same time we're bombarded with propaganda about how selfishness is entirely evil and unselfishness is entirely good. Both in word and deed, we seem to have lost track of the fact that these things need to be balanced). Alas, it was cancelled after two seasons. Smart TV shows don't last long. =]