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flyingskull) wrote2006-09-09 02:34 am
flyingskull) wrote2006-09-09 02:34 am
GIGANTIC MEME FROM BAERAAD
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baeraad?
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| ✓ I miss somebody right now. (baeraad) |
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Don't watch it at all actually) | ✓ I own lots of books. (Boy, do I own LOTS of books!) |
| × I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Nah) | × I love to play video games. (NAH) | ✓ I've tried marijuana. (Yep and it din't do a thing for me) |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. (Yep and, dude, was itr BORING!) | ✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Odd you're asking that...) | × I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Erm...) |
| × I curse sometimes. (Not SOME times, all the time, actually. 's good for the liver) | ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Unfortunately, yes.) | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Don't carry a thing but me native wit) |
| × I have broken someone's bones. (Nope, tried to, but no real result) | × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. ('Ashamed'? What's that word mean?) | × I hate the rain. (No, just dislike.) |
| × I'm paranoid at times. (Wish I was, actually.) | × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Do NOT ever talk to me about surgery.) | × I need/want money right now. (I've got money, so what?) |
| ✓ I love sushi. (Hmmmmmm...) | × I talk really, really fast. (I talk really really normal) | ✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (Odd you should ask that) |
| × I have long hair. (I have medium-long hair, does it count?) | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Not me, siree.) | ✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two) |
| ✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Oh yeah babe!) | × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Who me? Never!) | × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I do happen to survive beautifully without that.) |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (Hmm, yeah, you ROXXOR you (meaning me, y'know? Just being subtle)) | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (NEVER) | × I am usually pessimistic. (No, realistic is the correct term.) |
| × I have a lot of mood swings. (Some, but not a lot) | × I think prostitution should be legalized. (EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK! HEY! I just happen to be a female with dignity, y'know?) | × I slept with a roommate. (Well, if s/he was a *room* mate, of course I slept in the same room, hence 'with') |
| × I have a hidden talent. (Yeah, I can curdle milk at 50 paces) | × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Hyper? Whassat?) | × I have a lot of friends. (I have a few cherished friends) |
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Kissed, yes. Pecked - whatever the hell that means - no.) | × I enjoy talking on the phone. (No, but my job *is* talking on the phone a lot) | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Ew) |
| × I love to shop and/or window shop. (Ew) | × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Nope, good try though) | × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Bite yer tongue! I adore me mum.) |
| × I have a mobile phone. (Job related and I kinda hate it) | × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Nope) | ✓ I've rejected someone before. (Are you joking? I've rejected lots of people in my short but eventful life) |
| × I currently like/love someone. (Nope) | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I do) | × I want to have children in the future. (Maybe) |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Yep, a friend's baby girl diaper. It's not such an Earth shaking moment, y'know? It's just poo) | × I've called the cops on a friend before. (Me? NEVER) | × I'm not allergic to anything. (I could be, doctors are trying to find out) |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (Yeah, me and every person alive) | × I am shy around the opposite sex. (Not on your life!) | × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Not really) |
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Nope) | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. ('Tried' alcohol? I THRIVE on it, when doctors allow me. If by drugs you mean tea or coffee or tobacco, yeah, I'm addicted, if you mean the illegal thing, well, I'm not going to confess to nothing, hear me? NOTHING) | × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Nope, they were uglies) |
| × I own the "South Park" movie. (EW) | × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Never) | × I enjoy some country music. (EW) |
| × I would die for my best friends. (Not exactly die, no, but exert myself which I can't help feeling it would be more useful) | × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Relaxed gel, thass me) | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (EW) |
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think halloween is american, hence it's nothing to do with me) | × I have dated a close friend's ex. (As I said before: UGLIES!) | × I am happy at this moment. (not really happy not really sad, sometimes life just hands you peace) |
| × I'm obsessed with guys. (Nah) | × Democrat. (I am NOT American) | × Republican. (I am NOT American) |
| × I don't even know what I am. (I do) | × I am punk rockish. (Prog metalish and old time punk with a hint of ethnic and goth, actually) | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (EW) |
| × I study for tests most of the time. (Passed that, got the papers) | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I wear boots) | × I can work on a car. (How work? Repair? No. Drive, yes.) |
| ✓ I love my job(s). (Yep, invented it) | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Oooh boy am I!) | × I have more than just my ears pierced. (I just have my ears pierced, is that bad?) |
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. (EW) | × I have jumped off a bridge. (Do I look demented to you?) | ✓ I love sea turtles. (Who doesn't?) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Not a penny) | × I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I have achieved it) | × I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Pity I'm not) |
| × I hate office jobs. (not really) | × I went to college out of state. (Which state? The state of illiteracy? *I* went to an University thenkyouverymuch) | × I am adopted. (Nope, tragically legitimate) |
| × I am a pyro. (Nope, though I rather like fire) | × I have thrown up from crying too much. (Who does that? Not me, for one.) | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Well, yes, it's a bit stupid innit? I used to be a BDSM Dom) |
| × I fall for the worst people. (Not yet, at least) | × I adore bright colours. (Do purple, violet, orange and forest green count as bright colours?) | × I usually like covers better than originals. (EW) |
| ✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Double underline that) | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (How did you know?) | × I can't whistle. (I can) |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden. Liked it. All in the past) | × I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Never had one) | × I talk in my sleep. (Nope, don't get your hopes up.) |
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (No, do people really think that? They have no real info about past centuries, then.) | × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Not really) | × I wear a toe ring. (UGH, no) |
| × I have a tattoo. (No, but I'll get one) | × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Nope) | ✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Got me on this one.) |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (I don't know what you mean, if you mean New Age Hippie, forget it.) | × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I'd commit LOTS, and am not sure about the 'get away with it' part. Some days I'm just too murderous to think of safety) | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (EW) |
| ✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Except it's not glass, it's glasses if the wine is really GOOD) | × I'm an artist. (Nope) | × I am ambidextrous. (Nope) |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (EW) | × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I hope my logic is better than yours, dear. If I want to see people naked I go to a nudist colony. See? Logic.) | × I have terrible teeth. (Nope) |
| × I hate my toes. (I love me toesies) | × I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Yep, sick innit?) | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Er... no.) |
| ✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Again with the States, but alright, I've spent significant time in more than three countries) | × I am extremely flexible. (Depends. Not bodily but surely mentally.) | × I love hugs more than kisses. (This is so sick I refuse to contemplate it. Do you often sum apples with oranges?) |
| × I want to own my own business. (I DO own me own business) | ✓ I smoke. (yeah, wheeee!) | × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Yes, but in my defence I have to say, m'Lud, that I Work with the bloody thing.) |
| × Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Actually I'm surprised by the huge number of people who say I'm quite normal) | × Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Never, am Ice Queen) | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Nah, can kill weaponless: it's called the power of speech) |
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (EW) | ✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. ('kay I don't like it, but it don't kill me. People have a right not to like me) | × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Nope, wuite the contrary) |
| ✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Wheeeee!) | × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Nope) | × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Nope) |
| × I can't stand being alone. (I can) | × I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Not me) | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (EW, what kind of life do you have?) |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (I consistently do NOT waste money) | × I'm a judgmental asshole. (Maybe) | × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Nope) |
| ✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Yep, all of them) | × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (he's dead you moron) | × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Nope) |
| × I am a Libertarian. (Depends what you mean by that ugly neo-word. If it means I know the rest of the world don't necessarily have to like what I like, then yes) | × I can speak more than one language. (Yep, four) | ✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (And how!) | × I like reading fact more than fiction. (nope, 'fact' books are fiction in their own quirkly little way as well.) | × I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (not appliable) |
| × I have no piercings. (ear-lobes. Do they count?) | ✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Yeah, once, sodding train got stuck somewhere in the wilds of Peru and I had no options but to wait. Was interesting) | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (Who me? I LOVE being female.) |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Never) | × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Never. I was born because the Multiverse clearly needed a clear-headed person) | × I like most animals better than most people. (nope, I like both animals and people) |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. (UGH) | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I do body building wihtout a shiver) | ✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Funny you should ask that...) |
| × I am compulsively honest. (nah) | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (nope) | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (nope) |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (That's YOUR problem, I actually love being my biological sex, it's great) | × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Nope, I am het. Kissing a female once to experiment jut cemented it) | × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (HA! As if.) |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (I can) | ✓ I dislike milk. (UGH, couldn't agree more) | × I obsessively wash my hands. (Nope, just hygienically) |
| × I always carry something significant around with me. (Are we getting into mystical thoughts here? Significant how? My house keys are LOTS significant in my life and I carry them with me all the time. That kind of significant?) | × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Why in hell? You've got serious probbos here. I like my hair.) | × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Well, lucky me! My parents taught me that) |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I can't miss me mum, she's here when I need her and not here when I don't. Lovely woman ain't she?) | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Did you? I filled in the windows) | ✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Define majority, though. That said, I *was* a Dom so the question is prolly legitimate.) |
| ✓ I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (How did you know? Actually for what they tell me is 58 seconds.) | × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (I FEEL for my fellow humans, which is why I want to rip apart so many of them) | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (EW) |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Depends) | × I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I do think they've sold their dignity for money and deludew themselves they have some sort of power over men. Poor eejits.) | ✓ I don't like to chew gum. (no, ew) |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Well, not obsessed as such, but I'd love to go on a trip) | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I always know where my car is) | × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Nope) |
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (I wish people would be more emphatic and lie a lot to one another so maybe there'd be less quarrels) | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (EW) | ✓ I love to sing. ('Kay, got me) |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (God no! Have me own flat, and mum would kill me if I tried to weasel on her) | × I have a custom-built computer. (nope) | × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (if I want a certain someone babies I KNOW how to create them: fuck and persevere) |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (EW) | ✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Who hasn't?) | × I've performed in three plays. (Nope) |
| × I enjoy burritos. (Not really) | × I'm Irish and loving it. (My dada was half Irish and loved it, so I love to be one quarter Irish, if that's alright by you) | × I have a thing for redheads. (No UGH. Me likes blonds) |
| × I am a twin! (Nope) | ✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (It's sad that honesty compels me to say yeah, but it's also a lot uplifting.) | ✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Not exactly: I stay with it, but can also start new things. Women=multitasking.) |
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Well there is, it's called 'Learning Through Experience') | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (who has the time?) | × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I'm sodding PROUD of what I've done, Live with it.) |
| × I need more time to myself. (Have lots) | × I wish I was more open-minded. (If I were more open-minded me brain would leak out of me ears and nose) | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Not me) |
| × I download songs from the internet. (EW) | × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (What?) | × I say random things to freak people out. (Would love to, but never can make meself do it. Sad, innit?) |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (What the fuck is this death note thingie?) | × I love playing Truth or Dare. (Do you read too much Potter fics? Who the hell still plays that?) | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I love listening to GOOD music and I may have been heard singing to it) |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (No, music makes me remember art is not a joke) | × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Don't have one) | × I think this survey is particularly long. (Yeah, but also funny) |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Said no already) | × I can only hate someone that I love. (Ooooh, a H/D shipper are you?) | × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I prefer my Italian expresso machine, thankyou) |
Re: books, Maya
Nothing springs to mind that you haven't already gotten down on the list... I would suggest The Wee Free Men or some other Terry Pratchett children's book, but I'm not sure if the language is tricky there or not. Other than that... I don't know, Artemis Fowl, maybe?
UL is the bible for any self-respecting H/D shipper ;-)
Which is probably why it was my least favourite. =] I mean, the characterisation is impressive and all, and the technique actually improves practically from one chapter to another, but in the end, the big question is "will they end up together?" and the thing is, I know they'll end up together, so since I don't get anything out of the erotica (I freely admit that this, at least, is erotica and not porn), it's really just a mass of text for me to plod through.
Though if Flame and Shadow (my favourite Mistful story, as it happens) is a sequel to UL (and it does seem very much like it is), they might have gotten together, but they didn't stay together. I do appreciate that, though I feel kind of cruel for doing so. ^_^;
Do you prefer Quality of Mercy then?
I do, yes. :) That one's very much a character study, not a love story. There may be a love story down the road, but after 20 chapters, it pretty much isn't going to be able to be the "point" of the story, the way it very clearly was in UL. =]
Re: books, Maya
I don't like Johnny and the Dead that much...
*adds Pterry to the list*
Hm, what's your opinion on Artemis Fowl? I've hold off on reading it all these years ^^;;
in the end, the big question is "will they end up together?" and the thing is, I know they'll end up together, so since I don't get anything out of the erotica (I freely admit that this, at least, is erotica and not porn), it's really just a mass of text for me to plod through.
Ah. True, that.
Though if Flame and Shadow (my favourite Mistful story, as it happens) is a sequel to UL (and it does seem very much like it is), they might have gotten together, but they didn't stay together. I do appreciate that, though I feel kind of cruel for doing so. ^_^;
That's the Ron/Pansy one? Yeah...I don't like break-up stories, but happily-ever-after H/D is rather hard to sustain, for lack of a better word.
That one's very much a character study, not a love story. There may be a love story down the road, but after 20 chapters, it pretty much isn't going to be able to be the "point" of the story, the way it very clearly was in UL. =]
*g* It's obvious that Harry's more than a little obsessed with Draco in QoM though. Although I'm also rooting for Charlie in the story. And I look forward to Draco-Lucius and Draco-Blaise interactions :-D *is a sucker for Slytherins*
And *curious* what does your username mean/refer to?
Re: books, Maya
It's the weakest book in its trilogy, I feel. Johnny and the Bomb is considerably better.
Hm, what's your opinion on Artemis Fowl? I've hold off on reading it all these years ^^;;
See my review of the same. (http://baeraad.livejournal.com/12702.html) The short version is, I really liked it and thought it was very funny and brilliant. My only complaint was against the endless (and unimaginative) criticism of human nature in it.
That's the Ron/Pansy one?
That very one. :) I do love that story. The moral is something I've had to learn time and again - that things get so much better when you take what is at hand and try to arrange it the way you want it instead of trying to turn it into what you've been told is what you should want. And for some strange reason, "I'm saying I love you, you thick bitch" has won the position of the most romantic thing I've ever read. (*laughs*)
And of course, I don't exactly mind that it's het and very sexy at that. :D
*g* It's obvious that Harry's more than a little obsessed with Draco in QoM though.
No, it's not obvious. Oh, I'm not saying he isn't, because he is. But it's not obvious like it was in UL, and that means I can read it without wincing. :)
I'm also rooting for Charlie in the story.
So am I, actually. I like him and his blushing ears. =]
And *curious* what does your username mean/refer to?
You're going to be disappointed. It looks like it's some kind of Celtic word meaning something very profound, doesn't it? =]
I'm sorry to say that all there is is this: when I was about seventeen, I wrote a novel - my first serious attempt to write. The Mary Sue heroine's name was Sira Baeraad, just because I liked how it looked. When I started using a screenname, that was the first name that came to mind, so I started using it. That's all there is to it, I'm afraid. :)
username
Well at least you're honest about it, lol.
...for some reason I keep on seeing your icon as a turtle. What is it really?
Re: username
It means roughly this. Say I wake up in the morning (like I did this morning, much against my will ^_^;; ). I don't want to get up yet, because I never do, but I know that if I stay in bed for another hour, I'll be late for school, and too much of that leads to yet another flunked exam and even more student debts.
If I, under those conditions, stay in bed, then I have proven myself to be a sack of meat with a brain attached to it. I know what I should to do to achieve my goals, but me knowing that has no impact on what actually happens, so my knowledge and my plans are entirely inconsequential. If, however, I get up, I can say to myself "I have become!", because now what goes on in my mind has an effect on the world.
Okay. I admit it. I never say "I have become" when I get up in the morning. I say, "coffee... dear lord, I must have coffee...". But the thought is still nice. =]
My avatar has a more interesting story behind it than my screenname, really... =]
Re: username
I wake up because it's just against my nature to miss school. Although I was often late X-D
Esp. for morning classes in the winter...
Re: username
Hence the need for a philosophy that tells me to get up and at them. =] I think it has other benefits, though. Popular opinion seems to be that the natural condition of people to be efficient and virtious, so if we don't do well at life, it's because there's something wrong with us. It's rather more comforting (and, dare I say it, rather more compassionate), I feel, to acknowledge that the natural condition of people is to fail and die (and proven by the fact that, well, eventually we all do that =]), so if we do well at life, it means we kinda rock. =]
being productive
My brain takes me to interesting places :-)
Really? I think when left to their own devices people are lazy. Protestant work ethic is...Protestant work ethic. Amazing how one line in a letter spurs an entire revolution. ("If some of you do not work, he should not eat.")
It's rather more comforting (and, dare I say it, rather more compassionate), I feel, to acknowledge that the natural condition of people is to fail and die
ROTFL
so if we do well at life, it means we kinda rock. =]
:-) It _is_ rather comforting.
Re: being productive
Yes, ye gods, Protestant work ethic... We've got that here, being a Lutheran country. Especially we've got that here at the moment, what with having a new government that seems to assume that unemployment equals laziness. Oh, for the good old days, when you could cheat your way to wellfare with a modicum of imagination... =]
:-) It _is_ rather comforting.
See? :D As far as self-cultivation goes, I prefer the carrot to the whip. =]
This is another thing me and the parental unit disagrees about, though. She's always angsting about whatever atrocity she's read about in the paper today, and wailing about "how can people do these things?" I have yet to convince her that, uhm, it's very easy for people to turn into monsters. When you put intelligence and imagination and complex thinking in the same brain as your standard animal fears and aggressions... well, the expression "critical mass" comes to mind. ^_^;
What should surprise her is that we have managed to bring civilisation to a point where there are enough checks and balances that people, by and large, most of the time, don't turn into monsters. The very fact that that was even possible is, I feel, cause for some hope and wonder. :)
Okay, enough of the random philosophy rant... =]
Re: being productive
Heh. I sometimes teach Job Readiness Training in my workplace, and gawd these immigrants are all so desperate to get jobs. It's not like you can live comfortably on welfare. You won't starve and suffer, yes, but you don't live in comfort.
When you put intelligence and imagination and complex thinking in the same brain as your standard animal fears and aggressions... well, the expression "critical mass" comes to mind. ^_^;
...
That's scary X_x;; and depressing.
Re: being productive
You can't live on it at all, around here. ^_^; Or at least not unless you've already had a job so that you're officially a "worker." Then you get paid a reasonably sum. I wonder if that rule might be in place so as to make lazy students such as myself get off my ass and find a job. =]
Though getting a job just so that you can be unemployed seems a bit odd... =]
That's scary X_x;; and depressing.
Is it? I don't know. There are worse things to be than a monster.