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flyingskull ([personal profile] flyingskull) wrote2007-02-21 04:44 pm

Review of Drop Dead Gorgeous

As promised, though tardily, here it is, my review of Drop Dead Gorgeous.



"… Commodified fantasy takes no risks: it invents nothing, but imitates and trivialises. It proceeds by depriving the old stories of their intellectual and ethical complexity, turning their action to violence, their actors to dolls, and their truth-telling to sentimental platitude. Heroes brandish their swords, lasers, wands, as mechanically as combine harvesters, reaping profits.

Profoundly disturbing moral choices are sanitized, made cute, made safe. The passionately conceived ideas of the great story-tellers are copied, stereotyped, reduced to toys, moulded in bright-coloured plastic, advertised, sold, broken, junked, replaceable, interchangeable. What the commodifiers of fantasy count on and exploit is the insuperable imagination of the reader, child or adult, which gives even these dead things life - of a sort, for a while. "

(Ursula K. LeGuin – intro to "Tales from Earthsea")


Why do I start with a good healthy dose of bad-fantasy-writers bashing a critique of Maya's latest – and funniest – adventure in fanfic writing? Because, once again, a decent author who thinks about the meaning and function of what she writes has hit the nail on the head: when fiction is bad in the way she describes, good writers will feel the urge to correct the superficialities and give life to the dead things, even if only for awhile.

I realise this is a very general statement to make and it's more a defence of fanfiction than a comment on Drop Dead Gorgeous, but it always starts here for me: giving life to dead things. Which [livejournal.com profile] mistful does… in abundance.

So Harry and Draco as the Odd Couple of Aurorland works perfectly well. It's so SO delightful that it transcends crack and becomes fic because [livejournal.com profile] mistful is incapable of writing true crack. Humanity keeps intruding. Which is as it should be, really. It's not witty or humorous or laughworthy if there's no humanity in it; even parody – or crack!fic, if you prefer – has to have real people in it to work.

Of course, what makes it parody is the constant intrusion of meta that underlines the sheer idiocy of canon: the monster in Harry's chest, the Harry Had Changed Over The Summer Into a Sex God cliché, the What Heroes Do Is Always Good By Definition amorality. She also parodies the ever-popular fanon idea that If You Are Dead Sexy You Have It Made, Mate, as exemplified in all the Happy!Veela!Sub!anyone stories.

It's not all meta, of course, as I said, humanity keeps intruding. Being on the verge of being constantly raped because you're irresistible is not funny; being a borderline sociopath who has no idea of how to function in a society is even less funny: there are the makings of tragedy here. Yet Maya writes it funny because the other face of tragedy is farce, as she knows very well, and laughter will make the Dousing With Ice Cold Water of personal tragedy all the starker.

It's [livejournal.com profile] mistful's compressed and lucid style that makes it work so well. Consider this:

Malfoy turned towards him, his left eyebrow and the left side of his mouth both flying upwards in that lopsided quizzical look he got sometimes. Harry ran his fingers through his hair twice, and only twice. (emphasis mine)

See how many things are expressed in two sentences: Harry's inability to read Draco's expression, to understand what emotion lied behind it; Harry's yearning to touch and his refusal to yield to it, Harry's rigid control of his reactions and the way his very control expresses his affection. I'm probably over-psychoanalysing the character here, but, at the same time it's all there, in two ironically lucid sentences.

Maya quotes constantly, not direct quotes – alright, there's a DW Watch direct quote in chapter 3 – but allusions, implications, refenceres to anything from old TV shows to fairy tales. One reversal of fairy tale cliché I particularly loved to pieces. This:

Malfoy had worked flat out for two and then fallen asleep abruptly by his desk. He’d started to coo, and Katie, with circles under her eyes, had knelt down and kissed him into silent sleep.

She’d looked up and seen Harry watching, and given him a rueful smile.

“It’s the only thing that keeps him quiet,” she said, and then laid down beside Malfoy. Even sleeping, he’d slid his arm around her.


Princess Charming kisses her Snow White Auror to silent sleep. And ain't it lovely that he coos like a dove?

And talking about old TV shows… It was true of Starsky and Hutch and it's true of Drop Dead Gorgeous – a truth universally acknowledged, I might add if I was feeling Austenish – that, no matter how many beards one throws at the protagonists, the only relationship that's central (I had typoed 'ventral', shades of Freud?) to their emotional and social life is the one they have with each other. It's so central and basic that, even if they never kiss or even hug, they are to all effects and purposes a couple, spouses, soul-bonded and double-tied in mutual dependence.

This is acknowledged here:

They were just - odd together, that was all. When Malfoy was with her he was gentle and considerate, and it seemed incongruous, as if he was a lynx trying very hard to pass for a housecat.

Which can well be Harry's jealousy talking – in a sense it is just that – but it's also a comment on how the only 'natural' relationship, the only one not fraught with trying very hard to pass for something one's not, is the one the joined-at-the-hips partners have with each other. True, Harry doesn't declare his undying passion to Draco, but he wouldn't anyway and besides he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer when it comes to understanding his own jumble of violently self-centred emotions.

Right, Maya gives Harry a more-than-canon honesty about that which is why the fact that he can recognise the problem and correct his behaviour because of it doesn't jar.

To end this long and unbrilliant critique, there's a thing that… no I tell a lie, two things that intrigue me a LOT in DDD.

One is the conundrum of Draco's perceptive capability. Apparently he can read subtle signals that Harry is not aware of transmitting – alright, they could be huge anvil-like flashing neon signs as Harry is fairly oblivious of his own facial expressions – and can react accordingly, BUT is he aware of Harry's all-consuming passion? One is tempted to say that yes, he is and he's not reacting to it because he's trying not to complicate matters and would do nothing to jeopardise this 'beautiful' friendship he has with Harry now, a thing that, according to Pansy – and canon – he's wanted since he was eleven. But it's not a given. Not at all, o subtle and wise Maya. I just love to see how that will resolve, I love puzzles and this particular puzzle gives suspense and thrills in the whodunnit of the boys' ultimate personal fate.

The other is one of THE most hilarious mistake by absent-mindedness in the history of fanfics:

Malfoy had righted Dixon’s chair and was lounging in it. When he caught Dixon’s eye he smiled in a truly horrible way he’d perfected, rolled down his sleeve and showed him the Dark Mark.

Rolled DOWN? rolled DOWN?? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, sorry but the image is totally absurdly funny. I can see Malfoy, Draco, Auror and ex Death Eater, ripping his sleeve from his shoulder to make a cloth ring around his wrist to show the Dark Mark (TM) to right bastard Dixon.

All the other characters are either extremely IC with a [livejournal.com profile] mistful slant or delightful OCs, all – and this is extremely important – are real, fully flashed out people, even if they are kind of extras. I feel immensely for poor Chrysanthemum; I could cheerfully strangle Cuthbert (who's a very Pratchettian kind of character); I could, and in fact did, cheer Harry for punching Theophilus (who's a very Austenian character) and so on.

The one I love best, though, is Pansy. Maya is the only fanfic author I've read that can write a Pansy I can believe in, a Pansy who won't admit in public she loves unicorns, but can wear in public a PINK frilly dress, a Pansy who's intelligent and earthy and who can move on from things, a Pansy Ron deserves because in Mayaverse he's got the nous to finally move on from hero-worship and star-junkie to become his own man.

Oh, and because I'm a Draco-loving woman – no surprises here – I absolutely love Maya!Draco, the White Dove Unicorn of Sarcasm and Hiding Behind Words. And you know what? Harking back to the one real quote in the series – so far - I can actually see Draco in the Watch drawing Carrot absolutely crazy, flirting with Angua, doing impressions of Nobby and Detritus and things.

So, leaving you with this cheerful image, I conclude by saying: Your Original Works have absolute precedence, Maya dear, but please don't stop writing fics, don't stop writing DDD and, to me MOST important, don't stop writing QOM, your fanfic masterpiece. We need you to give life to that dead thing: canon.
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percolate

[identity profile] lilian-cho.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Also! I love how I have to crack up the dictionary every so often when I'm talking to you :-D

It's nice to have erudite friends *g*

Re: "spoiled"

[identity profile] flyingskull.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, am lots more quirky than I admit in public...

On more serious matters: yes, 'spoiled' or 'pampered' is not a good thing in Western culture - not that it isn't done a lot, though. The point being: 'teach a child s/he has limits in her/his behaviour and mainly s/he has responsibilities and actions have consequences ALWAYS no matter what'. A child who's not brought up with this tenet is considered spoiled. For example Harry is spoiled rotten by JKR, so his action - often murderous - have no consequences for him. The being drowned in presents is being spoiled, but in a relatively minor way, it's the psychological spoiling that matters.

Which is why I can't see Draco as spoiled, neither by his parents or by the author. Hope this clarifies things a bit.

As for you, I knew you are Chinese, I think you said so in your LJ or somewhere where I read it. Or maybe I dreamt it, who knows? Anyway, about hugging... I wouldn't know. I had a schoolmate whose parents were all stiff-upper-lip Englishpeople, but in my family touchy-feely was - and is - the order of the day. Being used to it since being born I rather love it. It's all about what you're used to, innit?

Christopher is my ONE exception to my fixated-with-pale-thin-elegant-nervy-intelligent-sarcstic-blondes mania. I mean, I'm not really that exclusive, but I generally go for that type. Prolly a sort of hankering after one's physical opposite or something. But one can't not love Christopher because DWJ is just that good when she's at her best.

You're right to preen, you're quite good. :-D

[identity profile] flyingskull.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder if one day anyone will say, "Oh, she's Chinese, that's why she wrote it this way."

Who knows? Do Chinese have cliché and kinda racist views on France and the French? Because what I meant was that, being American, Mira would sure consider France as TEH PLACE to learn sex magic, sex anything really. American have a cliché about France and sex. The English have it as well. I'm out, cause one of my nan is French so I happen to know the place as it is, not as a Hollywood cliché.

I know, BTW, that Draco has NOT gone to France to sex harry to death, but the way the relationship is presented in SoHW is so unexplained that it could very well have been that way. Nevermind me, though, am bitching.

Er... Gone with the Wind otherwise known as Don't fart SO loud, honey is not one of me faves. I like romances, but I tend to avoid overblown things with masterful men who Tame Their Shrews. Besides only books that I consider bad tick me off, if they end happily, gloomily or messily never bothered me one whit. All I ask is the characters are real people and allowed to have dignity of self. Not much, is it?

The original Starsky and Hutch was a seventies American TV series which lasted several years because it was popular and, in the main, good. I've seen it because my mum taped it and still has the tapes. It started before I was born. It's just like my dada Marvel comics: he kept them so I read things much older than me. Magpie family, that's us.

Re: percolate

[identity profile] flyingskull.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ooops, sorry. Don't realise I do this so often. Mum's a librarian and I always read a lot: it's a good thing, but at times an enlarged vocab can annoy people.

Apologies.
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Re: "spoiled"

[identity profile] lilian-cho.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Just recced you :-)

The point being: 'teach a child s/he has limits in her/his behaviour and mainly s/he has responsibilities and actions have consequences ALWAYS no matter what'.

Ahhh...ic ic. So it's beyond finances. Gotcha.

But then again, because Asian kids ask their parents for money, they're sort of under their parents' financial control--so there really is no room for error. (As opposed to American kids being irresponsible with their credit cards).

For example Harry is spoiled rotten by JKR, so his action - often murderous - have no consequences for him.

Hmm, I see what you mean. And yes that's dangerous upbringing.

I guess for me (and many of my friends back home), it's not quite psychological spoiling but the thousand little things. You don't have to worry about doing the dishes, doing laundry, dusting the furniture, sweeping and mopping the floor, taking out the garbage, etc. etc.

You can be sloppy like a pig and your maid will take care of everything within minutes. So there's no coffee cup marking the table, food going moldy inside containers, hair clogging the bathroom drain...

Heh.

Which is why I can't see Draco as spoiled, neither by his parents or by the author.

Hmmm...he hasn't really done anything unforgivable though. And I think to Draco all the lost Slytherin points and all the detention in the world is worth getting a one up on Potter and co.

Maybe it's precisely because he didn't get away with those pranks that he didn't try anything unforgivable. Yet.
I doubt that his Cruciatus attempt would've worked.

Following your definition of "spoiled," yes I agree that Draco's mostly not spoiled--except maybe by Narcissa.

in my family touchy-feely was - and is - the order of the day. Being used to it since being born I rather love it. It's all about what you're used to, innit?

Yeah...we express affection a different way I suppose. Being thoughtful instead of hugging.

Christopher is my ONE exception to my fixated-with-pale-thin-elegant-nervy-intelligent-sarcstic-blondes mania.

X-D

Prolly a sort of hankering after one's physical opposite or something.

So you're a brunette then? ;-)
I think my favoring brunettes stemmed from my childhood revulsion against the imposed manufactured Barbie beauty :-P
I've seen lots of white blond, icy blue-eyed Scandinavians here though, and yes their coloring is v. v. pretty.

You're right to preen, you're quite good. :-D

Thanks :-)
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Re: percolate

[identity profile] lilian-cho.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
lol no, seriously, it's nice to learn new words.

I've known "percolate" before but it's not exactly a word that you instinctively remember, you know?

Re: "spoiled"

[identity profile] flyingskull.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Am actually black, all three of us siblings are. Jamaican genes are STRONG, mate! though I have light brown hair from either my Franch or Brit ancestry. Makes for an exotic mix. ;) My Irish gramps was a red-head which is actually a mutation. Guess it wasn't passed on and will die with us children.

But yeah, me black, he pale, complementary colours... nice! I AM horribly shallow if you hadn't noticed yet. :P

Oh and don't say 'Barbie' at me, it makes me puke. I was never one for the dolls and I so wish retrospectively that we could have afforded a maid because I'm not at all in love with housekeeping.

Re: percolate

[identity profile] flyingskull.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well no. But I read odd books about science and things and percolate appears fairly often in there.

Do tell me if I annoy, though. Wouldn't want to annoy you for all the tea in China... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Sorry, wanted to pun but couldn't keep a straight face.

[identity profile] sarahtales.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
There's only one more flashback scheduled, which will please the confused, but I am sorry to disappoint the flashback fans. ;)

I doubt I'll ever write any fanfic but HP (I really prefer originals where the characters are my own and no chest monsters ever arrive) but you never know. I don't think DWJ really needs fanfic, since her books don't have HP's gappiness (and I'm not saying JKR is a bad writer, I don't think she is, I like her writing, but chest monsters and the morality of HP certainly twig me as 'gaps'). If I did, it would probably be What Happened to Malcolm from the Ogre Downstairs.

[identity profile] sarahtales.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't mean to go that far - it's not clear to me, for instance, that Harry is The Manly One in the way he sadly is in a lot of fics. I don't think Mira does that. But I did read Shadow wailing for lost backstory and wanting to know how 'he's cute, if his personality was removed' turned into 'Love! that even Ron can recognise.' Of course, of both the two HP fics I read these days (one of them being Mira's) my cry is for backstory, so it's quite possible I just have unreasonable backstory craving. (Though I do think they're a couple who need a lot of backstory.)

I saw some of Starsky and Hutch, and it was good and gay, but David Soul isn't as pretty as Owen Wilson - I mean, I have a less shallow reason I am not currently willing to disclose.

I don't think Draco is all that capable of emotional artifice - in canon even when he tries it it's pretty clear he's feeling, so a loving years-long relationship in the name of a master plan wouldn't work for me. Plus, it would mean Draco was psycho, and thus to be avoided as boyfriend material - in the same way that User!Ginny should be avoided as girlfriend material. Pretending to care about people in order to use them as stepping stones to the Boy Who Lived? It was a revolting thing for Ginny to do, and I was boggled by it, so I was pretty boggled when it was suggested Draco might do the same thing.

I don't think of Hermione as a murderous controlling bitch - I like Hermione, and ship R/Hr, but only as a short-term thing - but I do like the idea of Ron/Pansy very much. I remember telling a newspaper it was my OTP, and they were like 'who? what? what about the gay?'... I am a disappointment to slashers everywhere.
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[identity profile] lilian-cho.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It's such a contradiction that good books don't have a huge fandom following :-/
But yes, I do understand--it's more fun if you have all these huge gaps to play with.

And the morality of HP is not one of the "gaps"--try "glaring chasm" X_x;; I was v. v. ticked off by Dumbledore's speech about love to Harry in HBP, so much so that I have apparently blocked it from my mind. I do remember that I was upset because it directly contradicted what he said in OotP.

If I did, it would probably be What Happened to Malcolm from the Ogre Downstairs.

Ooh. A DWJ story that I haven't read! *library search*

Also, Ron/Pansy is your OTP, but H/D is your secondary OTP, yes? (Or past OTP, maybe?)

I don't tell strangers that I ship H/D, but I do admit my unhealthy love for Draco and Snape to just about any victim stranger I meet, including this one airplane engineer who sat next to me on a flight to China. He made the mistake of mentioning that his three sons love the HP books...
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Re: percolate

[identity profile] lilian-cho.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? Tea is quite expensive you know X-D

And Chinese tea consumption is...bordering on obsessive compulsiveness, IMO.
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China, France

[identity profile] lilian-cho.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Do Chinese have cliché and kinda racist views on France and the French?

The Chinese have racist view for everyone. Well everyone except for Koreans--we like Koreans.
I don't know if there's a specific French stereotype...but we do get French people studying Mandarin in China.

Because what I meant was that, being American, Mira would sure consider France as TEH PLACE to learn sex magic, sex anything really. American have a cliché about France and sex. The English have it as well.

Ahhh....gotcha. But I thought the sex thing is Italian? *coughfanon!Zabinicough*

My knowledge of French stops with Le Petit Prince and a fondness for crepe and escargot, haha.

I know, BTW, that Draco has NOT gone to France to sex harry to death, but the way the relationship is presented in SoHW is so unexplained that it could very well have been that way.

I'm amused to death by Draco's implied threesome with the French twin though :-DDD

I like romances, but I tend to avoid overblown things with masterful men who Tame Their Shrews.

So you don't like Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew? ;-)

All I ask is the characters are real people and allowed to have dignity of self. Not much, is it?

Sadly, many authors don't deliver :-/ on the dignity thing. What I hate most is when characters (in original fic!) suddenly behaves OoC.

Magpie family, that's us.

lol, whereas the only old things my family keep are photographs...and a few Italian clothes that withstood the years from when my Mom was in her 20s. Other families pass heirlooms, I get my Mom's Italian clothes X-D
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Re: "spoiled"

[identity profile] lilian-cho.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Makes for an exotic mix. ;)

I bet *g*

I was never one for the dolls and I so wish retrospectively that we could have afforded a maid because I'm not at all in love with housekeeping.

Oh me too. I mean, even people who grow up having to do chores hate housekeeping. Imagine spending the first seventeen years of your life not having to lift a finger X_x;;

The only "chore" my hands got those days was playing the piano. After I moved to the U.S. I keep on breaking fingernails...forget weekly manicures. *pouts*

[identity profile] baeraad.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
(*hugs*) Feel better today. :) Honestly, for all that I sometimes feel like I'm not so much a man as a lesbian woman in a man's body, when it comes to being sick, I'm male right out into my fingertips. The slightest case of the snuffles, and I consider the sky to be falling. =]

Now, on to your most insightful essay. :D

Malfoy turned towards him, his left eyebrow and the left side of his mouth both flying upwards in that lopsided quizzical look he got sometimes. Harry ran his fingers through his hair twice, and only twice.

I bow before your supreme literary insight. All I got out of that passage was "wow, Maya has made a fine art of making the slashers squeel, hasn't she?" =]

Which can well be Harry's jealousy talking – in a sense it is just that – but it's also a comment on how the only 'natural' relationship, the only one not fraught with trying very hard to pass for something one's not, is the one the joined-at-the-hips partners have with each other.

My take on it is that with Katie, Draco acts like the person he'd want to be. Which is why, alas, they're going to go down in flames. He thinks she's making him a better person, but he's just dreaming. He really isn't that kind, solid guy, after all - he's a sarcastic, hyper-active bastard, and sooner or later, he's not going to be able to play that role anymore.

For her part, I've got a sad feeling that she doesn't really love him (as evidenced by her being vulnerable to Veela charms), she just loves all the attention he's showering over her, and she's confused that for the real thing. It's all very sad and... Mistful-like. They're both trying so hard, but the real thing just isn't there. ;_;

The one I love best, though, is Pansy.

I love Pansy too, but as far as that relationship goes, I think I love Ron even more. He's such a guy - which is a nice change of pace in a story that centers on Harry the gay-straight-man and Draco the straight-gay-man (or is it the other way around? I forget ^_^;). He likes boobs and sports and he's completely clueless about emotional intricacies, so while he would like some true love and a long-lasting relationship, he'd rather have that just develop on its own, without him having to figure out how to make it. Which is why he needs to be with a woman like Pansy, who wears her heart on her sleeve. He'll know when she's mad at him, because she'll yell at him. And she'll yell at him about the exact thing that she's mad about, so that he'll know what it is. =]

I can actually see Draco in the Watch drawing Carrot absolutely crazy, flirting with Angua, doing impressions of Nobby and Detritus and things.

You really don't like Carrot, do you? Not that I'm all that fond of him myself, I suppose. There's nothing really wrong with him, but he's sort of limited - a one-trait character, as an unfriendly reviewer once (quite correctly, I fear) called some characters of mine... =]

[identity profile] sarahtales.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Draco/Hermione is my past OTP, but since Draco is my favourite I ship most Draco ships, and I find H/D interesting and appealing!
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[identity profile] lilian-cho.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Just wondering because you're clearly worshipped by most H/D fangirls, haha.

Yes I remember the lovely Amazing Bouncing Rat :-)

I've read all your fiction online, in fact, I found your FF.net account (Sharon smth? Forgot). Okay, I'll stop being stalkerish creepy now.

[identity profile] flyingskull.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, I admit I exaggerated a bit about SoHW and poor Mira who's a very good author, but it's true I got a vague sense of manly!Harry and Femalish!Draco in there.

The cry for backstory is not your alone, believe me. I wish that only fanfics would make me cry so, but there's lots of books in WWW (Whole Wide World) that plop relationships upon my unwilling lap without an ounce of backstory thus making incapable of believing it.

Okay, David Soul wasn't as pretty as Owen Wilson, though actually I wasn't taken by both of them: too florid for my taste. Don't worry, I won't pester you for reasons, actually I think your reasons are your own and none of my business: my business is what you write. :-D

I agree that Draco is not capable of emotional artifice of ANY sort ever. He is also not Ginny, thank any passing deity! You know? About what [livejournal.com profile] lilian_cho was saying about abysmal chasm in the book about ethics? The Ginny story is an extremely appalling example of that. The epithet 'slag' came often to mind, to be quite frank. Not that Hero Harry's nehaviour was any better: to eviscerate someone and the day after to kiss the girl in front of her ex then to gloat at him when he's so upset are not action indicating any kind of ethical sense.

You're the only author who can actually make me reconcile with Harry, y'know? All the others take his 'pristine heart of pure moral light' too much for granted. You make him human and flawed - actually damaged a lot - and so make him likeable and even loveable.

I know you like Hermione, sorry. I used to like her too, but lately her cold-bloodedness is getting on my nerves, also her sadism. I mean, canaries in the face? What if they had pecked Ron's eyes off? The so-called superior wizarding world seems pretty ineffective about eye damage.

Nah, you never disappoint the slashers! Alright, the slashers with brains. Who cares about ships when one writes so well? And besides what non-brain-dead slasher would want a world where everyone is male, gay and preggers? Huh?

Re: percolate

[identity profile] flyingskull.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Come to Britain, then. We slosh - well actually I'm an expresso woman but one can't totally avoid tea - the beverage all day long. It's considered therapeutic: it cures depression, stomach aches, colds, possibly even head trauma.

Anyway, sorry for the bad joke... :P

Re: China, France

[identity profile] flyingskull.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
But I thought the sex thing is Italian? *coughfanon!Zabinicough*

Italians are clichéed as studs - HA! - but the fine art of erotic mastery is clichéed to be France's own invention. Fanon Zabini was even thought of as a girl! I ask you. Blaise is a male French name, so, as he's black, he's prolly North African (Algerian? Pied Noir?) or his Cleopatra mum is.

OTOH, Italian clothes are the MAX! When I go to Italy I always go to this little odd boutique in Rome that's got the womderfullest clothes ever! And they aren't even expensive. Italian shoes and Italian clothes, yes siree! So hold on to that heirlooms of yours, dear, good style is never out of fashion... or... alright I totally ignore fashion so I admit I may dress a little oddly so all of the above may be just my deranged self talking.

I HATE Taming of the Shrew with a fiery and undying passion. I LOATHE it! I DESPISE it! Kate is such a lovely character at the beginning and to see her smashed to bits makes me want to burn the book. Actually it isn't burned because it's in a portable Shakespeare Comedies pocket so I can't even tear out the pages. And I need it to read on planes and such.

Re: "spoiled"

[identity profile] flyingskull.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh your poor fingernails! I keep mine short because I don't have the time or patience to care for them. I only had them long when I was on the wheelchair, but that was because I couldn't move my fingers for a while so no danger of breaking off nails.

[identity profile] flyingskull.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you're feeling better, luv. And yes, you're a Manly Man, no doubts about it. The measure of a man is a cold, after all. :P

Thanks for the kind words about my feeble thing and I agree with you absolutely about Ron the One True Male. I also agree about the Draco/Katie thing. The best thing about that relationships is that it happens exactly like that a LOT in real life. Well, I said that Maya IS good, din't I?

No I don't like Carrot and I don't think Pterry exactly 'loves' him too. Carrot is pivotal in the Watch books, I wouldn't want him not to be there, but I don't like people like Carrot. And no, he's not a one-trait character, he's a person and a complicated one at that. My problem with Carrot is that he IS a king hence he's a user of the first water and I loathe users even when I can see clearly that one - like Carrot in the Watch - is extremely useful and good for society in general.

Re: O/T sorta kinda not really

[identity profile] baeraad.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. I liked the movie well enough, though the book was of course better. Mind you, it's been quite a few years since I read the book, and I must admit I can't really remember those details you mentioned. ^_^;; Sophie gives life to stuff? Eh-what, eh-huh? ^_^;;

My biggest gripe about the movie was... I don't know, the flow of it, I guess. Japanese movies seem to be in the habit of having endings that seem either unlikely or anticlimactic, and the plot always seems kind of nonlinear. (in this case, what I'm mostly thinking about is Howl forcing Sophie away from the city, Sophie turning the castle into rubble, Sophie then nevertheless making the castle walk again, the Witch of the Waste turning the castle into even more rubble, Sophie dropping into the past - and wasn't that gate destroyed, wasn't that the whole point? Anyway, it feels random to me, like the writer just made it all up as he went along)

Calcifer is indeed awesome. That breakfast scene with "Everyone's so mean to me!" made me laugh. =]

I second the recommendation of Spirited Away, incidentally. I loved that one, and there's no canon for it to be unfaithful to. ;)

Re: O/T sorta kinda not really

[identity profile] baeraad.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I to understand you don't much care for Cameron? ;)

I used to hate her with a fiery passion, myself, but she got more bearable after season one, when she got over her redeem-House trip and her damn martyr complex. These days, she's a bit of an evil bitch. And evil bitches are fun. :D
ext_7717: Lilian heart (House to Chase dropsofsunshine)

Re: O/T sorta kinda not really

[identity profile] lilian-cho.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
W-ell...she's so obviously made out to be 5he Virgin Mary figure that it's sickening sickening sickening.

I like her better after she uses Chase for sex, but girl duckling is my least fav. duckling :-P
I like black duckling better after he infects girl duckling, haha! He's the most "real" character among the ducklings imo.

Pretty duckling...I think the writers have no idea what they want him to be so he's all sorts of things rolled into one :-P I do like pretty duckling though for her father issues, faith issues, disturbing lack of morals & ugly ties.

Well, I also haven't seen Season 3 at all, which I heard isno4 as good as Seasons 1 & 2?

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